Thinking Out Loud

percakapan absurd

Jam sebelas malam. Sepasang suami istri. Di kamar tidur.

Suami :  Aku lapar.

Istri     :  Eh, aku jugaaaa!!! *seneng ada temen*

Suami :  Hush, udah malem! Memangnya kamu mau gemuk? Mendingan kita ngobrol aja…

Istri     :  … … …

Sepuluh menit kemudian. Saat sedang ngobrol gak penting.

Suami :  Aku lapaaaaar… Lapar ini menyiksaku… *mulai lebay*

Istri     :  Lah, katanya mendingan ngobrol aja?

Suami :  … … …

Istri keluar kamar karena kebelet.

Suami :  Aku satu, ya!

Istri     :  Apaan?

Suami :  Ambilin aku coklat satu…

Istri     :  … … …

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About Ibun

Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Sensitive. Thinking generous. Tends to bottle up feelings. Hardly shows emotions. Systematic.
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